I feel like I’m going to die if you don’t fuck me right. I’ve got a sexy secret I’ve never told anybody. What’s your favorite song to fuck to? I’ve got a really long playlist I want to share with you when we’re together again.ĭo you have a fantasy you’ve always wanted to try? Tell me about it. I want to watch it with you, and show you how wet my pussy gets.
HORNY TEXTS MOVIE
But there’s this other movie called Secretary where James Spader bends Maggie Gyllenhal over his desk and spanks her ass so hard. That 50 Shades of Gray movie was so stupid. You know that fairytale Sleeping Beauty, the one where the princess wakes up by a kiss from the prince? I want to re-enact that, where you’re the prince, but you come into my room and break the spell by fucking me hard. You know that Khalid song, “Put my hands around your neck, we connect,” well I want you to do that to me while you fuck me. I want to suck your dick so hard until your legs are shaking. OMG, I’m trying out the new silver bullet toy I bought, and I can’t wait to use it with you. Oh, I’m sorry, I just got out of the shower and I’m soaking wet. If you had a choice to spend the night with either character, Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie, or Wonder Woman, which would you choose and why? Let’s pretend I’m the Queen and your my peasant and you’ve got to do everything I say. What’s your favorite position? Oh, mine? In the middle. I imagined we were in the middle of an argument and you were really pissed off at me so I just dropped to my knees and started blowing you.ĭo you prefer eye contact when I suck your dick? I had to take a break and go to the ladies room.
I was so bored at work, so I started fantasizing about what it would be like if you kidnapped me. If you and I were going to make a sex video, what would we do? Have you ever thought about what it would be like to tie me up? If you could do anything you want with me, what would you do? I had a dream last night that we were on a plane traveling someplace exotic and it was dark and we were cuddling under a blanket and you won’t believe what happened next. I wish you were here right now so I could ask you to do something. I bought the cutest negligee to wear for you tonight. I had the strangest dream about you last night and it made me keep thinking about you all day. What were you thinking about the last time you were touching yourself? When I think about the last time we were together I get so wet. I’m sorry I have you on speakerphone… I’m taking a bubble bath.
Trust me, once he reads these the rest will be easy, sis, just go with the flow.īelow are some of my favorite sexy, naughty, dirty texts for sexting your long-distance lover: So here are a few ideas for… conversation starters. I needed some help, so I called everyone I know for their advice, (“I’m asking for a friend”) and came up with a list of texts, from mild to wild, to help you engage in a bit of “phone-foreplay”.
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